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From Deep-Fried Turkeys to Mustached Horses
Ever felt the pressure of crafting the perfect Thanksgiving meal only to witness it transform into a comedy of culinary errors? Join us as we recount our holiday escapades, with Scott's relentless turkey updates keeping Keith awake at all hours. Keith from Toledo jumps in to share his own holiday routine, complete with pre-meal naps, and the chaos of accommodating dietary needs, like sugar-free desserts for diabetic relatives. Amidst the laughter, we recount the infamous deep-frying turkey incident and the gravy volcano that erupted more than just flavors at the dinner table.
Did you know that sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins? Or that koalas' fingerprints could potentially put them at the scene of a crime? Let your imagination run wild with us as we explore the quirky side of animals, from sea cucumbers’ bizarre defense tactics to horses sporting mustaches. The term "nurdle" might sound like an alien language, but it's actually a delightful word for a blob of toothpaste, and trust us, it's worth discussing!
We round out the episode with a whirlwind of bizarre phenomena, starting with the unfortunate saga of Charles Osborne's 68-year-long hiccup marathon. We ponder the hilarity and challenges of living with such a condition, and then pivot to octopuses punching fish and the existence of beefalos. With a dash of whimsy, we engage in playful debates about invisibility, celebrity life swaps, and whether driverless cars are trustworthy. To top it all off, join us in guessing the origins of mysterious audio clips, promising laughter and surprises to keep you thoroughly entertained.
Thank you for joining us on today's show, as always, we appreciate each and every one of you! Talk to you soon.
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On this episode of the Powerspoint Podcast we give a recap of our Thanksgivings. Scott throws in some facts at us and a little bit more.
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Speaker 3:Well, hello, hello. Welcome to the Powers Point Podcast, season 5, episode 33. I'm your host, scott Powers, and with me, as always, is the one and the only Jim Banks what's up, and also joining us again is the man from Toledo, keith Mackey.
Speaker 4:Hello, hope everyone had a great holiday.
Speaker 3:I did thanks. Hope everyone had a great holiday. I did thanks. See lots of things going on. You know, like thanksgivings make me nervous, trying to get all the food together, and you know, even though I just made the turkeys and the gravy, those are the stars of the show, right? You don't want it dry, you don't want it undercooked, it's just nerve-wracking hell. I was even up taking pictures of the turkeys and sending them to you, jim. It's a good thing you go to bed early because, uh man, I'm relentless at text at nighttime well, I've gotten your text messages before.
Speaker 3:You are kind of relentless oh no, these are even worse. They, they, uh. Throughout the night I'm like, hey, listen to this. Hey, keith listen to that. Hey, keith, check this out. Hey, keith, listen to that. Hey, keith, check this out. Hey, keith, check that out.
Speaker 1:I think Thanksgiving is the biggest meal throughout the year where a lot of people are picky and give their opinions like right away, about the meal.
Speaker 3:This year was a little bit harder because, caroline being diabetic, even we had to adapt and come up with like sugar-free stuff, that that she can eat and then make it taste good. So karen designed all these sugar-free desserts. Everybody loved them. I always forget to eat the desserts, as weird as that is.
Speaker 1:You know, I'm busy eating everything else and then I'm like I don't have room for dessert it's kind of a good thing that this was like nowadays, because if this happened if, say, she was like older and this happened back before the internet you couldn't search up like uh food without like sugarless food and stuff. Like back then we just nobody knew and stuff a lot of people didn't know what to make. But now you could just one second find out on the internet how about thanksgiving for you, keith?
Speaker 4:it, yeah, went off. It's definitely incident free, but as far as my experience for the day I we got everything cooked and then when I sat down for my meal, I fell asleep.
Speaker 3:That's the turkey man. That's the turkey.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I was like pre meal I fell asleep. I had to get brought my meal out. I woke up to eat and then fell back asleep right afterwards. So I kind of overworked myself throughout the night. But that's kind of common holiday theme for me.
Speaker 3:I went to work last night and man, I was so bored. Honestly, I don't even know why I go to work on Thanksgiving night, because all the drivers are at home, they're all sleeping, they're all eating.
Speaker 1:What are you supposed to do then if there's no one driving? I?
Speaker 3:literally got two 60 inch tvs right above my desk, but I was too tired that I didn't feel like getting up and turning them on I was gonna say, if you clean the clean, you clean the place up, or something no, I just literally sat there.
Speaker 3:She sat there, man, and, uh, I just listened to, caught up on some radio shows from australia, caught up on a couple podcasts. Oh, it's rough, man. You know, all the plants are shut down for the holidays, all the auto plants, and that's what we deal with sounds like you need an assistant and no, I used to have one, but then there was nothing to do for them, so, uh, they got rid of them.
Speaker 3:I scoured the internet today, right I I always like to see if there's any uh, thanksgiving catastrophe stories. They're always I don't know. Man, I thrive on people's like failures. Let me read one man I live for failure.
Speaker 4:Quality as a human being, but likewise not my own real failure so this is a story.
Speaker 3:It's real quick. It's called the turkey torpedo. He said I wanted to deep fry a turkey because apparently I hate safety. I didn't know. You can't just drop a frozen bird into the boiling oil. It was like the fourth of july and november flame, smoke and a turkey cannonballing out of the fryer into the neighbor's yard. My aunt screamed, my uncle grabbed the fire extinguisher and the dog thought it was the best Thanksgiving ever.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, Probably was to the dog. That's messed up, man.
Speaker 3:How about this one's called the gravy volcano?
Speaker 1:Worked nice.
Speaker 3:I was whisking gravy like a pro when I accidentally hit the pot handle. It flipped over and hot gravy erupted like Mount Thanksgiving, hitting me, the ceiling and Uncle Joe's toupee. The toupee slid down his face like a gravy-drenched horror movie mask. He yelled. This is why I hate the holidays and stormed off covered in deliciousness.
Speaker 1:Wait, was it hot gravy? Didn't everybody scream?
Speaker 3:You would think, unless it was just like just sitting on the stove cooling down. But maybe the toupee helped burning.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I mean, if something hot hits me I scream and stuff or cuss.
Speaker 4:Or maybe Uncle Joe's been hit with hot gravy before.
Speaker 3:Here's a this one's called Cranberry Chaos. It says I want to jizz. I'm sorry, jazz up with cranberries I want that cranberry sauce let us suck that over. I want to jazz up the cranberry sauce, so I had it orange zest and some orange juice and maybe an entire orange. It turned into a chunky citrus soup. When I proudly served it, nephew said why does this taste like cough medicine? My grandma whispered Lord, give her strength in a cookbook.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, you made a sangria. You know what they call it, yeah.
Speaker 3:How about? We finally got all the food on the table and it looked like something out of a magazine. Then my cousin leaned a little too hard on the edge and the whole table flipped. Turmeric sides and drinks slid into one big horrifying food landslide. My dad calmly said well, I guess we're doing the buffet style this year.
Speaker 1:He started eating everything on top.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, here start eating everything on top. Oh my god, you guys got any like crazy, like something in your childhood or adulthood you know from family meals uh, actually yesterday I have one from yesterday.
Speaker 4:Um, we did two different turkeys. Uh, one we did early and my mom took over to my brothers to to do thanksgiving with them. And then we did another one that, like I said last week, I was going to cut and uh make into turkey chunks. Well, I went and got a peanut oil at the store and I had it sitting on the stove and behind that heather had the carcass of the first turkey boiling in a pot. Well, she had the whatever the.
Speaker 4:When she puts the lid on it it must have uh pushed down the carcass or something, because at some point like steam came up and it made the lid pop off and come flying in and hit something else that knocked it into the peanut oil, and so it sent like the lid and another pan flying into the pan full of peanut oil, which sent that all over the floor, almost hit the dog. Thank God the dog didn't get hit by that, but it wasn't hot, it was just there. So then I was also thank goodness, but that was pretty slick trying to clean that up. You know, I actually the first thing I did was I put the towel on the floor and thought I was going to clean it up with my foot and that was. I mean I didn't fall because we have kind of a small kitchen with counters I can grab onto, but if there was nothing there I would have definitely hit the floor.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it sounded like the game Mousetrap, where one thing hits another, it triggers another thing and everybody goes bing bing. It's a domino effect.
Speaker 3:That was my favorite game growing up, man the original dogs are just.
Speaker 1:I didn't have any food catastrophes yesterday, but a couple years ago in the house we had family over for Thanksgiving or Christmas or something and I went to grab these bread rolls out of the oven and I had the oven mitt, or I didn't have the oven mitt, I had like a towel and when I went to grab it I think my fingers were off the towel and I put my fingers on the tray and I pulled it up in one second and then I just felt it like burning and I I screamed f and then just like flipped them up in the air and they were in the pan, went flying and all the biscuits were flying off the air. My niece was just staring at me, all bug-eyed nose. Everybody came in the kitchen like what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3:it was. It was like the christmas story, man, oh I screamed it loud and everybody came.
Speaker 1:What the hell's in? They see biscuits falling from the? Uh in the kitchen. I, like, raced to the sink to put my hand in the water.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when you're, uh, my mom still cook for Thanksgiving, you know, and of course, my dad don't. They use the oven and the stove for storage. Oh my God, their big thing is either ordering from, uh, the grocery store Thanksgiving meal or KFC. Come on, dude.
Speaker 4:That Thanksgiving meal or KFC? Come on dude, that's laziness. One year I worked at KFC and we had KFC for Thanksgiving because my parents were out of town and so usually I was the cook, so at the end of the night they'd let you take a lot of stuff home. And I remember that particular night I brought home it was like 18 buckets of leftover chicken, biscuit gravy. Yeah, and it was just myself and my brother that year, and man, we had a feast, but it is sound, let's see. We had everything. Oh my God, that's great.
Speaker 3:You get a case of the munchies man and hit that one hard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh my God, you probably were laid out that night man afterwards, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Absolutely laid out that night man afterwards yes, absolutely absolutely. Have any of you guys ever tried the popeyes turkey? No see, I've got turkey. No, popeyes, popeyes roast a whole turkey for thanksgiving. Oh, and I always wanted to try it. It tastes like their chicken, but they deep fried or something, man, and it's got like the the popeyes breading on it, which I've never tried that I don't know if I've ever had Popeye's period.
Speaker 4:We don't have one like close to here. Wow, they're in Toledo, but they're like on the other side of town.
Speaker 3:That's sacrilegious man. I would take Popeye's all day long. Man, when we come back, we are going to be discussing. I got a few scenarios for you guys since be discussing. I got a few scenarios for you guys since, uh, we talked about the winning lottery and what would we do and what other people did. I got that and again, we got some facts. I'm not just doing it for sean this time. I actually, uh, found some facts that made me laugh. They're pretty good, like last week.
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Speaker 3:As I said before the commercial, I got some more facts for you guys and I want to see what you think about them. Those are wacky, crazy. I mean I don't know if they're up there with wombat poop being cubed oh my god talked about. That was crazy. I don't have no planetary uh days and in this one, so did you find an animal that?
Speaker 1:did you find an animal that poops triangles or something?
Speaker 3:yes, no, oh my god so let me go ahead with the first one sloths can hold their breasts longer than dolphins why would they need to?
Speaker 4:I mean, that's cool, but why would they need to?
Speaker 1:because they're slow and lazy, but I don't even got a breed slow like that I don't know, man, I've always wanted to see a live one.
Speaker 3:You know like I'll see a commercial on how slow they walk across the road and people just get out of the car, grab it and just walk it over to a tree.
Speaker 1:Even though they could hold their breath, you can't put them in water because they can't like move their arms and swim fast. If they could hold their breath, they would just slow swim and they would just drown.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that is a difference. Yeah, can you hold your breath longer just standing there?
Speaker 3:Can you hold your breath if you're walking at the same time? So that's almost unfair. Yeah, like I'm gonna hold my breath and walk on. Whatever they do, crawl across the street. If somebody ever got attacked by a sloth, I've never heard about it no, but did you?
Speaker 1:you see their claws? They got the mini razors. Yeah, these big freaking like, I don't know how big they are, but they look like the Rancor monster from Star Wars, freddy Krueger.
Speaker 3:All right, this one's. It's a little confusing, but sea cucumbers can eject their organs as a self-defense mechanism.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's gross. That probably grosses everybody out.
Speaker 3:Whoa, whoa, whoa, out here you take them, huh yeah, well, how do they put them back in you?
Speaker 1:you would think that wait, are they still attached? No, they're they still attached and they just like suck them back in or something man, I got no clue it'd have have to be Another animal would be like man. I scared the shit out of him. Look at that.
Speaker 3:Oh, whoa, it's going back in All right. Koalas have fingerprints so similar to humans that they can confuse crime scene investigators.
Speaker 1:It was the koala that did it, Wow. So as long as it'd be convicted of a crime. Oh my God, it's like a police lineup with a koala.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, they do nothing, but get by all day, right? Well, they got syphilis.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're spreading syphilis and committing crimes. Wow, it wasn't me mate.
Speaker 3:Did I hear some syphilis?
Speaker 1:It was the dingo down the road.
Speaker 3:So I've seen pictures man of them.
Speaker 1:Why do you still have that poop picture?
Speaker 3:Q yours. I don't know why I held on to it, but yeah, I've seen like fingerprint scans and they do look like humans and everyone has their own individual.
Speaker 4:So how crazy would that be. I mean, it still had to be pretty small, though. What if you yeah, I saw a koala fingerprint on something like this?
Speaker 3:must have been a really small person did this crime give a koala a knife and have them go into a room and and right and mess up some people, all right. So next one Horses can grow mustaches and some breeds are famous for them.
Speaker 1:Oh, man, that would be great. Now here's the question Do they style the mustaches? Oh, there we go. What's that?
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that was a Riley Fingers it up. Did they give it the Riley Fingers? Who meant you?
Speaker 1:That, ladies, ain't so bad either.
Speaker 4:That's sticking the same thing.
Speaker 3:You got one. I've never seen a horse with a mustache, and there was one that I didn't take the picture, I didn't take it, but there was one that had, like the Dalai Lama, like the mustache. Oh my goodness, somebody actually waxed it.
Speaker 1:You didn't get a handlebar mustache and stuff.
Speaker 3:There was one man. It looked like the Iron Sheik, with the Goose gossage going. All right. So you know, you put a little blob of toothpaste on a toothbrush. It has a name.
Speaker 1:A blob has a name.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the blob of toothpaste. It's called a nurdle. A nurdle, yes.
Speaker 1:N-u-r-d-l-e who thought up of that? Hey, you got a dollop of it. No, I got a nurdle of it, oh, okay this one is super confusing.
Speaker 3:I had to throw one in there for us to think Just a thing. Okay, let me turn that off here, but Alaska is the westernmost, easternmost and northernmost state in the US.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:But how can it be the westernmost and easternmost?
Speaker 1:It's on the timeline thing, doesn't it? Is it like halfway between the timeline? I know there's an island, there's two islands on thing, doesn't it? Is it like halfway between the timeline? I know there's an island, there's two islands on it? Isn't it Like right between Russia and there's an island that's Russian and there's an island that's them? I thought it was a timeline that if you jump on the other island you're a day ahead or a day behind or something.
Speaker 3:It's 60 miles in between Russia and the coast of Alaska. It's 60 miles in between Russia and the coast of Alaska, and at some winters it forms an ice bridge that you can kind of walk across it. You don't want to, because it's one of the most dangerous seas there are. So I don't know. I watch it on the History Network.
Speaker 4:We're never going to have that day's catch. There's a big evil movie about it too.
Speaker 3:All right, hiccups. Nobody likes doing hiccups, right? No, the longest hiccup in Spree. You guys want to take a gander.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say 32 years. I'm going to say three hours 68 years.
Speaker 4:Years Non-stop.
Speaker 3:Non-stop hiccup Swann.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, that person's abs must be like ripped your whole, your whole stomach is like convulsing. That's ab workup for 24 pack. Oh my God. Talk about aggression too. That person's probably so pissed like gets the slightest thing pissed like you got problems. He's constantly giving the the what's up nod to people. Do you hiccup in your sleep? He has to, or yeah, it's probably real faint ones and stuff and they probably get heavy, but it's a constant probably.
Speaker 3:Oh my god you you wouldn't want to really go out and socialize? No, because, like you said, it's like stuttering, it's's like you know.
Speaker 1:Well, there's been cases I've read about where people have like headaches and stuff, so bad migraines that they kill themselves and stuff. So I can imagine someone had the hiccups for that long. They'd be like man. What the hell who cares.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 4:And then imagine waking up one morning and they're not there, no more oh my god well, you're 68 years old, but you're, you know, that's assuming, yeah, that he's didn't, that it didn't start from birth, you know.
Speaker 3:So there's a chance he's in the 70s, when it stopped, uh-huh and then they, they get so happy to run out across the street and get hit by a car you know, you know where this person lives.
Speaker 1:We can do a powerpoint podcast. We go over there and try to scare the person out of them. Hey, we got a list of things. We're gonna each try our own best to different ways to scare you and get it out of you bring a sloth.
Speaker 4:So just see if he could hold his breath with him to get it. Get rid of him that way, like swing a bat and stop it right before his face. You know he had a nickname somewhere. Yeah, you know, you know somebody was cruel and gave him them. You know, gave him the name. He was like Mickey Hiccups or something.
Speaker 1:Or Hiccup on Crade.
Speaker 4:There you go.
Speaker 3:Oh man, he couldn't go to church or see.
Speaker 1:You got to think that people are so used to it. If it's for that many years they know that's that person, they can't help it like Tourette's or something. God, that would suck.
Speaker 3:It's like would you shut up already.
Speaker 1:I'd like to. I don't have time.
Speaker 3:This person's name is Charles Osborne. He was the victim of the longest attack of hiccups, which lasted a jaw drop in 68 years. Charles was a farmer, was trying to weigh a hog that he was planning to slaughter when he fell and started hiccuping back in 1922. Oh, wow, yeah yeah. He died in 91. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:You said he started in 22. I know that's old man, wow.
Speaker 3:And then he died in 91. So wow.
Speaker 4:Oh, so there could have been plenty of footage of it then.
Speaker 1:Wouldn't that have been ironic. If he got cured of hiccups and the next day he died, then he'd be like really.
Speaker 4:Yep, that's like the Twilight Zone with the books where yeah Timely Mickey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, burgess, meredith.
Speaker 4:Meredith, there you go. Yeah, he had nothing besides freaks books.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Hiccups started in 1922 while weighing a hog for slaughter. He said he was hanging a 350-pound hog for butchering. He picked it up and then I fell down. I felt nothing, but the doctor said later that I busted a blood vessel the size of a pin on his brain. Oh my, he damaged a small part of his brain and inhibits the hiccup response. Wow, in the beginning Osborne's hiccups occurred at a rate of about 40 times a minute. Oh my, his life just gradually slowed down 20 per minute, oh my, oh my God, his life just gradually slowed down 20 per minute, oh my God, until they finally stopped. They finally stopped mysteriously about one year before his death in 19.
Speaker 1:I told you, I told oh, I knew it, I knew the irony. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:The record estimates that he hiccuped over 430 million times in his lifetime.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I would have told the doctors and the scientists yo use me to fix this thing or something, I'll be the guinea pig, I can try everything. What?
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I don't know, in the 90s they could have done it. They could have, you know, done something with it.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's crazy man Stick some pins in his head or something I don't know. Dang used to be a marine.
Speaker 3:Get that horse face off from your bag it looks weird, it looks perverted, all right, so, moving on, I'm bringing our friend the octopus back in. Uh-oh, we already know it has three hearts two for the gills, one for the the brain. Here's one. Octopuses have been observed punching fish for a seemingly no reason no, the bullies of the sea.
Speaker 1:Bullies of the sea, I like it all those, all those uh tentacles. They just punch people right who was it was?
Speaker 4:it was it rick moranis that got punched on the street. It was somebody like him, right? I mean, it was somebody like a non-threatening and then like him I thought, yeah, I thought I could remember who that was I remember bill gates getting the pie slammed in his face.
Speaker 1:Oh man my people gotta be mean yeah, how about this one, guys?
Speaker 3:a cow and bison hybrid is called a beefalo.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I have heard that Beefalo.
Speaker 3:That's weird. Let me get a picture, oh what the heck is that?
Speaker 1:That's your other folder. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4:A different type of beefalo there.
Speaker 1:It's a roast beefalo.
Speaker 3:There is a cow buffalo hybrid.
Speaker 1:Well, they say that buffalo beef is better for you than cow beef.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's pretty good too. Yeah, bison is pretty tasty.
Speaker 3:Alright, and this is the last fact, right here I don't have no pictures or videos, but you guys got us to imagine this oh, we got bad imagination let me, uh, turn this damn thing off. Okay, so snakes can burn fire if methane builds up in their stomachs while they shed their skin they could burp fire. Yeah, if from the methane that builds up in their stomachs while they shed their skin. They could burp fire, yeah, if from the methane that builds up in their stomachs while they're shedding.
Speaker 4:That almost makes them dragons. Yeah, If they can do it, then there's a chance that something else could have done it. You know that there's a lizard that could have possibly done it. That could be your fire-breathing dragon there, huh Whoa.
Speaker 3:Well, this would be good, this would be bad. Remember we talked about if turtles breathing out their asses. Imagine if methane built up in the turtles while they're breathing through their asses on this.
Speaker 1:You're thinking too much into this. Wow, those are some facts.
Speaker 3:Hope you guys enjoyed those post-Thanksgiving facts.
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Speaker 3:FAKE Radio, I got a couple of what would you do scenarios. Okay, what would you do if you woke up one day and discovered you were invisible?
Speaker 1:Oh man, I guess that would be how much I trusted how long the invisibility would last. Yeah, are you naked or not?
Speaker 3:would you guys get in the car? Would you guys go somewhere, like that's weird.
Speaker 4:it's almost like, yeah, that's almost like asking uh, you know if, if nobody knew about it, how good a person would you really be? You know, would you go do some dirty shit? Or would you just what? You know what I mean? Would you go in and look at the naked ladies and take some money and anything else that you could do with being invisible? Or would you kind of, you know, try and do something good out of it? I don't know, man, that'd be hard.
Speaker 1:If you rob somebody or a bank or something, they're going to see the money or the bags floating away.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and your conscience still exists. You still have to, you know. I mean, if you're the type of person who can't live with doing something like that, yeah, I mean, they need to.
Speaker 1:It's still, you know I'd probably start playing pranks on people that would be it.
Speaker 3:The pranks would be good imagine if you went to go pickpocket somebody and, just as they're getting ready to like pick it out, you become visible, can?
Speaker 1:we go to the news or the news reporters and pull down their pants when they're on tv oh, that'd be funny like pants. And then, after I did it, you became visible and then either naked you're naked, pulling down their pants like what. What if I locked in?
Speaker 4:somewhere because you're invisible and you didn't. You know. Nobody knew that you were in there, so they locked you in this or shit. Now you're locked in a bank vault because they didn't know you were in there so they locked you in this shit.
Speaker 3:Now you're locked in a bank vault because they didn't know you were in there, oh man, but I'm sure the alarms would go off somehow.
Speaker 1:That's true. Yeah, scott's lucky he would be in the girls' bathroom when he became visible, when he'd get caught. All right, not again, I swear. This time I'm sober, oh no, and if?
Speaker 3:you were driving a car, car you might cause accidents from people. Yeah, what the? But I mean? Now they have the driverless uh, tesla taxi cabs. Have you guys seen those? You call it. The car just shows up with no driver and you get in.
Speaker 4:Oh my, gosh, no, there's no way I would you wouldn't try it? Yeah, they might have the driverless impala with the no wood, the bumper knocked off, you know but you have the fear of not knowing where you're going to go and stuff like who's?
Speaker 3:controlling you. You've already put in a gps address and then you just start and put your seat belt on and then check it out.
Speaker 1:Man, I'm whenever you guys are free look, I don't even I barely trust my wife and my family riding with them. Okay, I don't want to trust some blank, mystery, stranger computer thing.
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, think about when you do the song generator, when you put something in and what comes back is completely different from what you actually wanted. You know what I mean. If it does that, if it's doing that, you know what I mean. You're like, well, I had to go through 10 of these to get one. I liked, you know, imagine if it was doing that with your directions, like it was taking you, so like, oh, you have to. You know the failure of some of this technology so far, you know I mean, it would be hard to trust that they wouldn't take you somewhere that you didn't want to go yeah.
Speaker 3:Or you live in some mountainous area and it's like turn right and it's like no, no, no, there's a thousand foot drop. No, I don't know. Yeah, here's another. What would you do if you could switch lives with any celebrity for 24 hours? Oh Jesus. And that includes singer, musician and a sports star.
Speaker 1:Yeah, honestly, I don't think there is one. Do you have their abilities to act or play the sports?
Speaker 3:I would hope to God you do, man, imagine going up on stage playing a gig and you don't know how to play guitar?
Speaker 1:Right, you're up there.
Speaker 3:Like Ed Sheeran, you switch places with them as a one-man band.
Speaker 1:I think the safest one to switch places with would be Keanu reeves, because everybody loves him and it's like you know he does, he does the cool acting and stuff and just he's the most popular person wherever he goes. He can just go on a subway and nobody messes with him yeah, that would be. That would be a safe bet yeah, but then you'd want to be like a musician or a sports celebrity or something too I don't know about you t as I've.
Speaker 4:I can't really think of it Like as far as the being famous part that's. I would hate that. I think I don't know. I'm trying to think like who's married to somebody. I wouldn't mind standing in for a minute, you know like hey, who's like?
Speaker 4:I say, who's Kat Dennings' boyfriend? Maybe I can jump in there, or something like that, you know, just that day. As far as the rest of it, I think it would be terrible, man, because you know there's so many, you couldn't really do much other than like, I mean, I guess you could perform for them. But outside of that there would be so many like demands, and not only that. Even if it was Keanu Reeves, they got somebody going. Hey, you're going to do that for me.
Speaker 3:Right, had to hit him with the wall, you know we would love to trade spaces with a uh radio dj in australia named kyle sandilands would love that, because the guy's off the charts, he's, he's funny, he's like howard stern even looks up to him, and so.
Speaker 1:So if one day, one day, all of a sudden you're, you're talking funny and you're acting funny, we'll'll know you switched places with somebody.
Speaker 3:You made it happen and would they appreciate being switched to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the thing Me. I would have to say no, they would not. He would be like I ain't doing that, I ain't doing this.
Speaker 3:What the fuck? I don't know, I don't know man.
Speaker 1:Would you want to pick some Canadian actor or actress?
Speaker 3:And I don't know man Would you want?
Speaker 1:to pick some Canadian actor or actress and see would you want to switch genders? Oh, there's a thing you could live to be a woman one day or something 24 hours man. That's when you pick a woman you like and then just lash yourself all over the internet.
Speaker 4:You have the videos later. Record the videos for yourself, yeah, and mail them to yourself, right. Or send them Trade places with somebody who can sign a deal for you, yeah, when you went back, you were, so you were set up, yeah or no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a banker or something, you convert all the send all the money to fill up your account right, just as a gift.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, nothing for it or I believe, I always believe if like a super followed, like the Rock you know he has over 24 million viewers on Instagram promote like the Powers Point podcast. Oh my gosh, and I always believe that if a super known celebrity like even mentions you guys, then you're in.
Speaker 1:you know, know, because then everybody's gonna want that's the rub right yeah, but the real rub is if, uh, that celebrity is all of a sudden part of the illuminati or something, and then you like you, you find out and stuff, and then you're like, oh crap, I know it all and and if you are in the illuminati organization now, we haven't run against you, so don't call me again.
Speaker 3:On the phone every Every time I mentioned that, which was once I got the phone call saying don't talk about them. It came from all zeros on the phone.
Speaker 1:Better be careful on who you jump into then.
Speaker 3:Right, right, how about a porn star? There you go, I'll save that.
Speaker 4:See how long you last. Right, it was you working that day. Just be booing a mountain of coke.
Speaker 1:Five seconds of my life. They were told the actor what's wrong with you and Scott's like I'm tired.
Speaker 3:All right, guys here's this, because we both love animals. What would you do if you discovered your pet was actually an alien in disguise?
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, oh man, I'd want answers. I.
Speaker 3:I pay extra attention in case you leave me alone, but would you treat them different? If you love, like Jim's, your dog Amber, would you treat her any different?
Speaker 1:You'd have to start treating them different. Because if you know it's an alien, every time you make a command or something or tell her to do something, you go like I know you know this, I know you're just messing with me or something or just barking at you and you're like, just say it, just freaking, say it, just frickin' say it. I know you could talk.
Speaker 3:Look the ax over so you don't have to bark. And stop nipping Jimmy. Stop nitting others.
Speaker 1:Talk to dogs and I'll understand.
Speaker 3:Teach me the language I don't know.
Speaker 4:I know that's our FAA radio stuff, but yeah, man, I tell you, this guy likes to take me out at like 3 am or no. I love him. I love him. The piece is going to spend. He likes to take me out. It'll be like, I guess, at three in the morning. He'll want to go outside and it's cold and it's nasty out and the other night he took me all the way to the edge of the yard so he could use the bathroom, finishes and then runs back to the door so I have to walk back the cold. He's standing at the door looking at me, waiting like hey, what's taking you so long, bud? Oh my God.
Speaker 3:It's a good thing he didn't shut the door. He put a lock you out.
Speaker 4:Right, leave him out there it goes back.
Speaker 1:Last couple nights we've been realizing that this is the first time for us with a dog in the cold and we're like, oh, come on, man, just go fast, come on. Oh, you got fur on and you just want to look around at every little sound. I'm like, no, get in, hurry up, finish. I think I feel the man. Yes, god, you got a revolving door. You probably just take somebody out every five minutes.
Speaker 3:Well, jenny, she, she ordered all these like miniature greenhouse tunnels.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So she linked them all together tunnels, yeah. So she linked them all together and now it's like a big maze that they can. The grass is growing beautifully still and the dogs will just play in there and they're warm. It's from the sun, you know. And then she linked it up to a like a pop-up shed, yeah, and it's got hay and heaters in there so they can take their time going to bed. It even has a little swing in there if they want to take their time.
Speaker 1:You get the poop tunnels all the way to the warm shed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and they got solar Christmas lights lying through the whole thing, so the tires are lit.
Speaker 1:Sounds like paradise over there, wow.
Speaker 3:So somebody said if they died they would want to come back as a dog under her care, because it's real crazy man. Okay, this one's a. What would you do if you found a suitcase with $6 million in unmarked bills on your doorstep, literally sitting on your porch?
Speaker 4:You call me Steve Austin. Right, $6 million man.
Speaker 3:The thing is, who sat in there? Yeah, where they're running by your house and they just threw it up there, is it mob?
Speaker 1:Are they coming back for it?
Speaker 3:Is it a drug cartel?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I couldn't keep that, I couldn't spend it. I'd be too worried someone's coming back for that.
Speaker 4:Yep, absolutely, I'd be too terrified.
Speaker 3:If you call the police and they take it, you usually get like 90 days for to see if somebody claims it. The cops would be messing with it and then whoever threw that bag up there would still come at you because you dumped our money, man you can hang on to yourself, to you know yourself, for 90 days, if nobody claims it you know, if it's unmarked, the police are gonna might maybe take it for themselves or they're gonna write down the numbers and it will be marked and stuff.
Speaker 3:So I don't know or would or would you take it to vegas and laundry?
Speaker 1:or hide it in the house somewhere, put a dog tunnel or something outside and I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think I would spend like 200 bucks, something I could pay back if they came for the money and be be like oh, I got the 200 right here. You know, I just want to oh man.
Speaker 1:See, I wouldn't spend nothing. Dude, there's no way. Like during a COVID time we had and they were giving checks and stuff, the government was just handing us checks. We didn't spend it right away because I'm like they're going to ask for that money back or something somehow. So we waited a while before we spent it. I was like, okay, I wasn't, I don't. I never any money comes at me, I'm hesitant on spending. I'm like I don't know, there's always a catch.
Speaker 1:Six million man Right Picks up home repairs or oh, six million would solve a lot of problems, believe me.
Speaker 3:I couldn't trust one. I literally think.
Speaker 1:I would go spend it.
Speaker 3:You might as well call him mystery mackie, because you wouldn't know where he lives where in the world, mackie, I think I would spend it, yeah, yeah, I mean, if it's mob related or cartel related, might as well enjoy it before they kill you if I nice, if I got to spend it, I would find a someplace nice to live like, far, like away from a lot of people and stuff.
Speaker 1:Who knows, that would probably be the big, the big spend after you paid all your bills.
Speaker 3:Like last week. The thing was what would you do with the money? They brought up the thing that banks only insure you for a million dollars. So if you won that billion dollars, where are you putting the rest of the money? Oh geez.
Speaker 1:Plus that money found on your doorstep and you say you paid off all your bills and stuff. And then the government and IRS are going to ask where'd you get the money to pay for all your bills?
Speaker 3:and then they're going to like investigate you and then you're on the run and stuff. You know what would you do if your reflection in the mirror started talking to you with its own personality?
Speaker 4:oh hell, no dude.
Speaker 3:Uh, here's the ears, don't oh shit, oh shut oh, oh, my god, would you sit there and talk to it?
Speaker 1:because, in essence, absolutely you need to be pointing fingers and then someone comes and walking in your wife or something and then it like lines up with your mouth and stuff. So it's just you talking to yourself and she's like, oh my god, no, I swear it was talking to me. I would definitely ask questions again right, right.
Speaker 3:Or if that reflection were to talk when other people are around, or is it just like you?
Speaker 1:oh, that's creepy and then I'd say, is that like that other side of the mirror, is that like another world or something? And are you or am I you in the other world, and is this like a dimension thing?
Speaker 3:like jim, if you look in the mirror or keith, you look in the mirror and and you see max flies or cow mcc.
Speaker 1:They want to switch places. They just grab you and throw you in.
Speaker 3:Right, that'd be kind of cool, man. Or if you didn't want to undo the podcast, you could have them do it. Mic up against the mirror, I don't know. I think I would sit there and ask questions and if it knew anything like the future or like what was coming, but then I'd put a blanket over the mirror in case it was a I've seen you masturbate already.
Speaker 1:I was there everybody, hey, do it.
Speaker 3:Hey, even though that ain't you, I'm not you in the mirror. I do it too, just for the hell of it.
Speaker 1:The next FAK radio there.
Speaker 3:The great masturbation mystery. Yeah, all right. Last one of these man If you were given one hour to prepare for aliens landing in your backyard, what would you do?
Speaker 1:Oh, boobie, not much you can do, why clean the house or anything?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 1:I turned around, looked at the TV and they're talking about aliens on tv I guess I would look on the internet like what to ask aliens and get a list. Get a list already so I wouldn't forget in the moment.
Speaker 3:Yeah, or you could be like uh, the aliens from, uh, what's the disney movie, the flight of the navigator I? Haven't seen that since I was yeah, and he just sat there, dude, and you were just just. I'd rather have that alien than aliens on alien.
Speaker 1:There's not much you can do. You're not going to shoot them or kill them or nothing, because they've got technology in that. I'd ask for some solutions. Technology, yeah, but I'd ask for some solutions on Earth how we do stuff. You know, how do you cure cancer?
Speaker 3:How do you do minds? I think I would want to know the cancer, but I got a feeling that you would disappear if you found a cure for cancer, because the government would take you out. Yeah, because you know money, they would lose Karma, yeah. Last thing on the list guys, gym sounds or sex sounds. I want you guys to listen to a couple sounds. I only got five and you guys should be able to hear. And for those playing at home, you guys can guess two. Here's the first sound.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh oh. That's Scott. When he saw how cheap it was to go to the transmission place, he was getting excited.
Speaker 3:So was that sports sound, gym sound or sex sound?
Speaker 4:I'm gonna say sex sound.
Speaker 3:That sounded like a sex sound to me too.
Speaker 1:That was the gym sound or sex sound. I'm gonna say sex sound. That sounded like a sex sound to me too. That was the gym sound. No, that wasn't me about. Your makes it wait. Is it me or the gym?
Speaker 3:it was. It was a guy at the gym oh, you made a sound like me.
Speaker 1:My name is jim on. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:All right, I was just waiting to hear you know, take that pain. Yeah yeah, here's a 17 second. I know who said that we won't say his name.
Speaker 3:Here's a 17 second clip for the next one, oh, oh.
Speaker 7:Oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, oh oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, horsehead picture behind him. Jim, what do?
Speaker 3:you think?
Speaker 1:That's a sex sound.
Speaker 3:That was a sex sound. Yeah, okay, All right. So here's clip number three.
Speaker 4:That is um. Oh, what is her name?
Speaker 1:That's the Dennis girl, yeah.
Speaker 4:It's definitely. Yeah, I remember her name, bro, the one that screams. I don't want to say the wrong one, but that's definitely a sports sound. Yeah, it's a sports sound.
Speaker 3:You guys just don't understand how I had to go through this stuff and try to keep the volume down in the house. But yeah, definitely a tennis. All right, here is podcast honey 14. Second clip for our next one Ah, Ah, oh, ah, oh, ah, I'm going to say that's a gym sound.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say that's a gym sound.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say a sports sound.
Speaker 3:That was a sex sound.
Speaker 1:Gosh, we both got it wrong. I got his wax was going on there, I know that was a long pause between those moans.
Speaker 3:It sounded like somebody in the bathroom. It was just a recorder outside the bathroom. All right, last one, listen up. They sound like somebody in the bathroom. It was just a recorder outside the bathroom. Alright, last one, listen up, I am spreading all over, what Perverts.
Speaker 1:That was me when I had pumpkin pie and I got that. Somebody handed me the Cool Whip from the top, the whipped cream.
Speaker 4:Yes, that was a sex sound. It probably wasn't.
Speaker 1:That's a sex sound.
Speaker 3:You guys are wrong. It's a RIP Jesse Jane in the mustard commercial and somebody hands her a mustard and she's sitting there like Wait a minute.
Speaker 1:You didn't say commercials, were it, or anything.
Speaker 3:Well, that was a little thrown off.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's not sports or the gym, it's up sex sounds and was making stuff up.
Speaker 3:And then she looked at the camera and said what? Oh my God? Rip Jesse Jane. I'm going to see how she is, or how she is, why cold. Now Come here See how this segment went, and then I'm going to if it goes good, we're going to do this again. Oh my God. So walking by my room this morning with the door closed, I hope nobody heard this stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh, they heard it. Believe me, they just kept walking. Yeah, they just don't even look, don't look. The dogs didn't even want to come in.
Speaker 3:That's all I got for this week, guys. Again, we all hope you had a great Thanksgiving. And before we leave, jim, yes, give us some knowledge.
Speaker 1:Okay, it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring, it's true.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's absolutely true. It wouldn't be a holiday season without it.
Speaker 3:I got to agree. There's always something going on, so that's good, and with that?
Speaker 4:Oh, please do not. If I can give you one thing please do not weaponize the holidays. That is so wrong.
Speaker 1:Quietly take medication.
Speaker 3:So you know who's coming over before you let them in the house? No way. Follow us and share us and if you guys got any kind of things that you want to do or some segment that you don't want to do on your podcast, but you said, hey, those guys will do anything over there at the Powers Point you can check out powerspointpodcastyahoocom, and then the subject just quit segment. I appreciate everybody tuning in and we will talk to you all next week.
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